20x Pro high-speed duplicated, "old computer"-style tapes in a silver-back clear-front case, featuring a photo-quality full-color J card, hand-numbered with a free John Krasinski sticker - all done DIY. includes 3 unreleased bonus mini-songs :) first 10 orders gets a free 1" summer 2000 pin! (picture attached)
Includes unlimited streaming of John Krasinski
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Limited Edition John Krasinski Digipaks
Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
20x full-color card case digipaks with a free john krasinski sticker! inner and reverse artwork by Jane Berge
Includes unlimited streaming of John Krasinski
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Special Edition 2nd Press John K Tapes
Cassette + Digital Album
10x Normal bias, real-time duplicated, "game cartridge grey" tapes with one of four N64 x John Krasinski parody cassette labels, coming in a florescent-pink-back, clear-front norelco cassette case, hand-numbered, signed, and featuring an alternate cover. Comes with a free holographic Summer 2000 sticker! all made completely DIY by me!
Although I can't promise anything, let me know in the order message if you have a specific "game parody cover" that you would want (e.g. super mario 64)
Includes unlimited streaming of John Krasinski
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Legendary Edition John Krasinski Mini-CDs
Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
THE LEGEND OF JOHN KRASINSKI
10x mini-CDs coming in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker-parody GameCube game cases with full color jacket/insert/CD label artwork & handwritten lyric book. Signed & handnumbered :)
Includes unlimited streaming of John Krasinski
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Limited Edition Final Run Cassette Tape
Cassette + Digital Album
40x Normal-bias, high-speed duplicated cassette tape with double-sided ink printing, coming in a white-back/clear-front norelco case, with a full-color, photo quality j-card. hand numbered, signed & stamped with the C H Point Seal of Approval.
1 tape comes in a golden norelco case. This is THE GOLDEN JOHN - this lucky tape purchaser will receive a free John Krasinski vinyl 12" LP (when they drop).
Includes unlimited streaming of John Krasinski
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Limited Edition 12" Vinyl - Special Edition
Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
20 copies of my debut album John Krasinski on 12" "coke bottle" clear vinyl with a hand-numbered /100 lyrics insert, featuring incredible jacket & lyric insert artwork by my fiancee Jane Berge!
Special edition features a bonus hand-numbered /30 18"x12" flap cover
Shipping internationally! (Please keep in mind shipping international can be expensive:)
Limited edition /100 pressing corelease with the amazing Larry Records (37 more copies are on his bandcamp! larry187.bandcamp.com)
Includes unlimited streaming of John Krasinski
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Limited Edition 12" Vinyl - Standard Edition
Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
35 copies of my debut album John Krasinski on 12" "coke bottle" clear vinyl with a hand-numbered /100 lyrics insert, featuring incredible jacket & lyric insert artwork by my fiancee Jane Berge!
Shipping internationally! (Please keep in mind shipping international can be expensive:)
Limited edition /100 pressing corelease with the amazing Larry Records (37 more copies are on his bandcamp! larry187.bandcamp.com)
Includes unlimited streaming of John Krasinski
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Baller Edition John Krasinski Mini-CDs for Charity
Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
John Krasinski mini-CDs coming in NBA 2k3-parody GameCube game cases with full color jacket/insert/CD label artwork.
OPEN PRESALE UNTIL END OF JUNE - SHIPS 2 WEEKS AFTER SALE ENDS
All profits made will be donated to the National Network of Abortion Funds. ($5 per unit)
Includes unlimited streaming of John Krasinski
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Polaroid Test Press - 2nd Pressing
Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
10x test presses from the upcoming 2nd pressing of John Krasinski. Comes in a plain kraft-finish jacket with a polaroid replica of the album cover glued to the center. Each one also comes with a unique watercolor insert. Ships around thanksgiving
Includes unlimited streaming of John Krasinski
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Limited Edition 2nd Pressing - SUGAR COOKIE
Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
pink 135g vinyl records coming in a full color 12" jacket and lyric insert, both with amazing collage artwork by Jane Berge.
Includes unlimited streaming of John Krasinski
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Limited Edition 2nd Pressing - LAPIS LAZULI
Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
blue 135g vinyl records coming in a full color 12" jacket and lyric insert, both with amazing collage artwork by Jane Berge.
Includes unlimited streaming of John Krasinski
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Limited Edition Digipack CD
Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
DECEMBER SURPLUS SALE: 2 extra copies, now only $5!
30x 4-panel, full-color digipack CDs featuring collage artwork by my wife Jane West (@paulblartmallartt on IG). First repress of the original digipack run that we did over 2 years ago. Pre-order, ships in 3-4 weeks! Shipping everywhere!
Includes unlimited streaming of John Krasinski
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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lyrics
do you even know what it's like living six feet underwater gasping for meaning inhaling water in my lungs feels so good i don't even mind but it gets old what do i know i don't know anything about me i'm afraid so i'll just go pour a bowl or maybe four more and then this will be the last time atleast before tomorrow and then i say just one more day couldn't hurt anymore than today i'm afraid that when i die i'll go to waste
supported by 70 fans who also own “Cereal Eater Status”
Daily focus-training coupled with strong work ethics pointed toward making life more bearable for others, could turn around this age for the better. This album is beautiful. A force for good. CHOSEN